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As arranged went round to my mum’s house to wait for a parcel to be delivered while she went out for the day; I was wearing a grey round necked woollen jumper with no bra, brown corduroys and white trainers I looked so plain. I arrived just as she was leaving and after the briefest of, Hellos and Goodbyes I closed the front door behind her and desperate for the loo, turned and made my way up the stairs. I started to unzip myself as I climbe... Read More
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Feb 18, 2010 - Sex - by Anonymous
Once I got called to the office of a co-worker (let's call him Joe User) to help him figure out his username (he knew his password). * Me: "Your username is 'Joe User'." * Him: "Unacceptable! How much am I supposed to remember? I can only remember a certain number of things." * Me: "Wouldn't one of those things be your name?" * Him: "I guess I'll have to write it down." He proceeded to write his own name ... Read More
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Feb 20, 2010 - Funny - by Anonymous
It was a warm Saturday afternoon and I had been enjoying lunch at a riverside restaurant with three girlfriends. Marcus,(made up name) my boyfriend, had promised to pick me up on his way back from work at 2:30pm but was late, so at 2:50pm I was standing alone in the car park waiting for him. I had drunk three glasses of wine at lunch and was feeling pleasantly merry, but also in desperate need of a wee. I had declined to use the facilities in the... Read More
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Feb 22, 2010 - Embarassing-moments - by Anonymous
please forgive me god but I am not as forgiving anymore. I have no time for all the abusers in my life. will not forgive you. but I have no regrets- not one. just don't dare get in my face. I gonna stay strong and no-one has the right to teach me a lesson- what's their lesson? I think they are funny idots anyway. and I refuse to acknowledge them again.... Read More
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Mar 3, 2010 - Funny - by Anonymous
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