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As arranged went round to my mum’s house to wait for a parcel to be delivered while she went out for the day; I was wearing a grey round necked woollen jumper with no bra, brown corduroys and white trainers I looked so plain. I arrived just as she was leaving and after the briefest of, Hellos and Goodbyes I closed the front door behind her and desperate for the loo, turned and made my way up the stairs. I started to unzip myself as I climbe... Read More
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Feb 18, 2010 - Sex-stories - by Anonymous
Once I got called to the office of a co-worker (let's call him Joe User) to help him figure out his username (he knew his password). * Me: "Your username is 'Joe User'." * Him: "Unacceptable! How much am I supposed to remember? I can only remember a certain number of things." * Me: "Wouldn't one of those things be your name?" * Him: "I guess I'll have to write it down." He proceeded to write his own name ... Read More
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Feb 20, 2010 - Funny - by Anonymous
It was a warm Saturday afternoon and I had been enjoying lunch at a riverside restaurant with three girlfriends. Marcus,(made up name) my boyfriend, had promised to pick me up on his way back from work at 2:30pm but was late, so at 2:50pm I was standing alone in the car park waiting for him. I had drunk three glasses of wine at lunch and was feeling pleasantly merry, but also in desperate need of a wee. I had declined to use the facilities in the... Read More
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Feb 22, 2010 - Embarassing-moments - by Anonymous
please forgive me god but I am not as forgiving anymore. I have no time for all the abusers in my life. will not forgive you. but I have no regrets- not one. just don't dare get in my face. I gonna stay strong and no-one has the right to teach me a lesson- what's their lesson? I think they are funny idots anyway. and I refuse to acknowledge them again.... Read More
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Mar 3, 2010 - Funny - by Anonymous
I had the biggest crush on Leanne since I first saw her in school, she was 5'5" or so... dark red head (Blood red hair, not orange hair). Very slim, the perfect hour-glass figure you look for in a girl. Fridays were always the worst for me as I had three classes in a row with the same teacher, the most annoying teacher in the school, his classes taught him most of the time, he was an idiot. At the end of the second period I told him I was go... Read More
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Mar 14, 2010 - Sex-stories - by Anonymous
I must admit, I'm nervous. I didn't want to do what I ended up doing. I'm a happily married woman, married to a wonderful man. Everything just seemed to happen in spite of my guilt and apprehension. His name is Tomas. I met him during a seminar. He sat down next to me, brushing my arm as he removed his jacket. He's at least 8 years my junior but I felt a flush of excitement and knew I wanted to be close to him. And he, I learned soon enough, want... Read More
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Apr 5, 2010 - Couple - by Anonymous
